Thanks to the Venus 2000
My Life Began at 40!

My story begins on New Years Eve, 1998 at a trendy upscale bar in Northeast Philadelphia. I had been bartending there for most of the year, following being laid-off by one of the city's largest trucking companies.

I had gone from earning a very comfortable salary as a Logistics Engineer to barely making ends meet as a part time bartender.

I was drinking almost every night, coming home late, and sleeping the day away. I hadn't made love to my wife in over a month and she was becoming a nag. I really wasn't in the mood to hear her shit. My life seemed to be going nowhere fast. Hey, we all have forks in the road, right?

So, there I was, on a cold night in December, determined to end 1998 on a high note. I stood perched behind the bar, armed and ready to serve my customers. I looked pretty dapper that night and felt confident.

I had my eye on a shapely twenty-something year old red head with a gorgeous rack, a tight ass, and beautiful pink lips. She looked like she could be half my age. Perfect!

As I envisioned my hand up her skirt, my mind began to drift...

Unfortunately my delusion of grandeur was cut short by an annoying male voice from left field.

"How are ya tonight buddy? Hey BUDDY... Excuse me... SIR? Can I get a Long Island Iced Tea over here?"

I never did hook up with the pretty little red head, but the man who wanted the Long Island Iced Tea turned out to be a decent guy. After I fixed him his drink we began to talk for a while.

Jason was an account executive for a company that makes this machine called the Venus 2000. He explained that it was a high tech masturbation device designed to help guys like you and me experience healthier, more intense and gratifying orgasms. He described it as an erotic enhancement instrument for men. Jason said that his company had recently developed an improved version of the machine, and that they were looking for men to test out and review it before sending it into mass production.

Now, I had been looking for a little spark in my life ever since I had lost my job earlier in the year. My marriage was deteriorating, and sex with my wife had lost its luster. So, given the opportunity to try something new, I thought sure, why not? (The hot, young chick at the bar was my first choice, but apparently, I wasn't at the top of her list!)

When I tried the Venus 2000, I wasn't disappointed. As a matter of fact, I had the most wild orgasm of my life! Afterwards, I felt as strong as an ox and at least ten years younger. It felt as if someone had lifted a huge burden off of my shoulders. I was blown away...

Now, here we are, almost ten years later, and I still love this thing. All I do is plug my instrument in to a standard wall outlet and the rest takes care of itself. The guys that created this thing were right. The Venus 2000 really is "a hands-free stroking, sucking, pulsating fantasy in a box." It's AWESOME!

I use this baby just about every day and it's built to last a lifetime. More than just a male masturbation device, this fine piece of machinery is the embodiment of engineering genius.

The Venus 2000 comes with a penis head massager and has a variety of custom built attachments to ensure incredibly satisfying orgasms every time. I love to play around with the adjustable air flow in order maximize the stroke length and suction. You can even adjust the variable stroke speed from 8 to 300 per minute!

When I think of this explosive orgasm machine I feel like a kid in a candy store. The Venus 2000 is the best.

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